For decades Yellowbeard had looted the Spanish Main, making men consume their hearts and eat their lips. Caught and detained for tax evasion, he's sentenced to two decades at St. Victim's Prison for its Extremely Naughty. At which some puns demigods and saucy tarts and punishments await At a strategy to confiscate his mythical treasure, then the Royal Navy follows him and allows him to flee.
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For decades Yellowbeard had looted the Spanish Main, making men consume their hearts and eat their lips. Caught and detained for tax evasion, he's sentenced to two decades at St. Victim's Prison for its Extremely Naughty. At which some puns demigods and saucy tarts and punishments await At a strategy to confiscate his mythical treasure, then the Royal Navy follows him and allows him to flee.
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